So proud of you, hon
Have they never heard of (a) birth control, (b) marriage, (c) self-restraint, or, at least (c) respect for the kids they’re going to usher into the world?
The latest breathless announcement lapped up by the paparazzi, TMZ, gossip columnists and other barnacles on society is that actress Natalie Portman, 29, is pregnant and not married, but thrilled about her situation. In a statement to Entertainment Weekly mag, she gushed:
“I have always kept my private life private, but I will say that I am indescribably happy and feel very grateful to have this experience.”
Oh, did I mention that she’s also in the middle of promoting the hell out of “Black Swan,” her latest movie?